Convert SQL Server Script to MySQL

I have a 5800+ line SQL Server scripts that handles long, intricate calculations that was given to me by a client from th开发者_StackOverfloweir old developer. I don't have the know-how nor a solid environment to work with SQL Server (all of my machines at my studio are Linux-based, so are all my hosts).

I'm looking for a way to convert these scripts to MySQL, either by way of an automated tool, or by a grisly tutorial that should get me most of the way through it.

Any one have any ideas or experience with this?

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Pay someone to do it, or crank up a virtual machine with windows and sqlexpress which may take you considerable time and effort.

hell, you could even pay me to do it, if its worth the price :)